Thursday, December 11, 2014

  1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

  2. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you send me to."

  3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

  4. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

  5. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

  6. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?"

  7. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figure out a solution to our biggest problem."

  8. "The coffee machine is broken..."

  9. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot..."

  10. " Jesus' name, Amen."


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